but what ive come to realize is this. its not that i dont like you, per say, its that i dont like the way you do things. with that in mind, here is a brief synopsis of my prejudices.
1. people who list the bible as one of their favorite books
2. people who think its funny to speak incorrectly (as in anti-grammatically kind of-abrasive)
3. southern accents. (im from arkansas and you actually DONT have to sound like that)
4. people who interrupt you with thinking-funniness.
5. people who have dirty hair
6. people who think sarah palin is... wait, let me re-phrase, people who consider sarah palin at all. i actually do hate you. and im not sorry.
7. people who say dumb opinions about books they havent read.
8. people who like pepsi better? wtf.
9. the directionally challenged. i just cannot relate to you. and it stresses me out thinking about being near you.
10. people who are too loud. honestly.
11. openly and aggressively politcal people.
12. people who think ignorance is funny.
13. people who i don't know that tell me to smile. (my face fits most comfortably in a frown. can i help that, no?)
14. people who dont like bob dylan.
15. people who get too close.
16. people who make you talk about stupid shit. (being quiet is actually really fun, guys)
17. aggressive people in general. you guys need to cut the crap. i will let you think you are right, if you go away and dont come back.
18. people who arent polite in restaurants. and by this i mean, all sorts of restaurant-rudeness.
19. people who ask me why im not married. do you really want an answer? cause if you do, i feel like you should be wounded or have a thumb amputated.
20. omg. curbhuggers. you guys have no idea how much curbs FREAK me out. please just drive in the middle lane. or lets pull over and i will drive.
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